FML

Dan Craig described me as an oasis, then told me to make a blog. So i made a blog.

I am probably the worst person in the human race to make a blog, you will understand if you have ever been the victim of one of my story's.

I don't particuarly want to discuss world hunger or the 911, or the haiti situation, or anything that provides any sort of relevance in life.

But i can say this...

How shit is it when you can't go to sleep so you stay awake all night watching jackass, smoking lamberts and drinking tea, then you wake up at 4am the next day? I feel like im wasting my life, it's depressing. I could take some of Sam Bowdens advice and just smoke green all the time but somehow that seems like a bigger waste of time.

So today, i woke up around 3pm, i made some toast, ate some monster munch, smoked some lamberts and watched deal or no deal and some other daytime tv shit. Wednesday is my day off and i don't use it for anything useful or relevant. I might just start living life on the edge and join the army, or maybe even start driving planes into towers on early septemeber mornings, always seemed like a good laugh.

I don't know what else to say apart from, i need to die my hair and im sick of facebook ruling my life.